Howard Copelan, Publisher
Howard Copelan, Publisher

Is there a sale on dumb ass pills in Ely?

If a woman is married to a guy who is a very, very deep shade of brown and have a couple or three brown children she kind of has to give up her membership in the KKK.

It is a rule.

And while she might miss out on that famous after the cross burning potato salad forever she also be exempt from being called a racist.

Because that would make her accuser a dumb ass.

Going after the job of the mother of the couple or three brown skinned babies compounds the dumb ass-ery to the point head exploding.

So most of Wyatt Cox’s team lost the election.

Big deal!!

  There is another in two years.

Instead Cox and some of his supporters have downed the dumb ass pills and are calling for the professional scalp of Pat Fua, the mother of those brown babies, for being a racist.

Head is exploding.

They aren’t only dumb asses.

They are mean.

Speaking of dumb ass-ery we never thought we would ever read about our Jewish son being barred entry to a Jewish place (Temple Mount) in a Jewish city (Jerusalem) in a Jewish country (Israel) because he was Jewish.

Seems like the cop must have downed a double portion himself.

A couple of years ago we went to the Snake Valley Festival.

And while the folks were trying to put on a brave face, it was still pretty sad.

Everyone knew that Las Vegas was simply too big and too powerful to stop.

Still those brave souls girded their loins and went out to battle.

Then a miracle happened.

They won.

And they kept on winning.

So every time you open the tap, turn on a hose or go fishing in a stream up here in the north say a thank you to those brave souls in Snake Valley who refused to give up when they knew all else was lost.

2 thoughts on “Epidemic of Dumb Ass”
  1. To bad your media skills suck, to bad you don’t research about what you publish. Orr and lani are rotted inside. That is why they are so nasty

  2. The second part of the article is so out of common context that it’s nearly incoherent. What it is about? Some needs to offer to edit Howard’s work.

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